However hard he tries
Despite his fondest wishes
The Guaca-mole - a quiet soul
Cannot get on with fishes
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We aim to train and entertain our ferrets are quite ferrety
As ferrets need a bit more love they are our speciality!
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I stayed at the Hilton the Hilton's in Paris
The carpet was Wilton the Pipers were Maris
The people drove Mini's they were all Mini Drivers
The music was winey and really quite aimless
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Twas late that year to be December
I walked alone without a dog
The airborne ice - I still remember
But more the words - ‘we're fleas in frog'
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I met a man with orange hair
The only thing - he wasn't there
He matched his hair with orange shoes
And pinstriped shirts made in Toulouse
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Copipod and Ostrocod
Brittle Shells and Hunting Squid
Angler Fish with Deep Sea Jelly
Sea Cucumbers and Fangtooth
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Formation bees
They have no eyes
So what's the point
You may surmise
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You may overhear in peculiar circles
That birds such as parrots
Began life as turtles
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The peas and beans lived in the hills
They lived on soup and cantaloupe
Although their play was often raucous
The peas round features made them cautious
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I say pop goes the easel
These words by no means weasel
Pop took an Ad and made it bad
A comment on the life we had
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I was lying in bed, quietly reading a book
When a snake slithered over
Whispered ‘give us a look‘
Well I told him quite plain
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Time flies
Said the spider unto I
After building quite a web
He was feeling rather tired
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Norman is an island
His beach is quite like skin
It's tougher when the tide goes out
But when it's in it's thin
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The Guaca-Mole
However hard he tries
Despite his fondest wishes
The Guaca-mole - a quiet soul
Cannot get on with fishes
Whatever he may say
And if he tried today
The fishes always get their way
They all think they're delicious
The fishes groom and preen
But not the quiet mole
Quite happy being all alone
He dines on wine and warm swiss-roll
While moles are making calm
The fishes are quite vicious
They won't help out, they scream and shout
‘We won't wash dirty dishes'
So Guaca-moles are rarely seen
In fact it's true to say
I've not seen one - but for a glance
A fortune I would pay
While fishes you may find
On every high street corner
Up every tree - in libraries
In every gym and sauna
The mole cannot be found
Resides below the ground
Disguised on trips as savory dips
He never makes a sound
The fishes think they have their way
While making merriment and hay
But vicious fishes are quite wrong
As Guaca-moles will have their day
Moles have their plans and don't forget
However vicious fishes swish
All fishes will one day be caught
While Guaca-moles slip through the net
The Guaca-mole, it's true you see
Is not so much an being
But more a thought of pure delight
Another way of seeing