Randy McClave Poems

I gave it a chance to leave
I open my front door with a heave,
Then I shouted staying in my house you couldn't
But, leaving my house it wouldn't.
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Gas prices are sky high
And people are screaming that they know why,
They always begin or end their high gas price argument
By, always blaming it all on the U.S President.
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If I had a rifle it I would bust
Then in the corner it would just rust,
And there it would forever stay
Until my dying day.
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I won't date a woman who owns a gun
Because, it shows me that she doesn't trust anyone,
Or maybe it's because she is always attracted to losers
And then they all end up being her abusers.
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She will take my last name
I will not ever take hers,
I don't care of the gift of money or fame
Or any of her demands or offers.
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Why did you pollute my oceans
Why did you pollute my seas,
You didn't care for my creations or my notions
And then you cut down my trees.
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I wanted to take her to another part of the world
I wanted to take her to Edinburgh,
Take her to where my family had originally come from
Take her to the country of kilts and the bagpipes and the drum.
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Before you make fun of that stranger who is a Mrs or a Mr
Just pretend that they are either your brother or sister,
And before you make fun of any of them
Just pretend that the stranger was either her or him.
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Why do I need a wife
Why do I need that strife,
Do I need that worry or stress
From the person wearing a skirt or a dress.
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Most women want to be treated like a Queen
But, then there are those women who wants to be treated mean,
They want to be punched and kicked and belittled and cursed
And they always expect to be treated the worst.
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