Randy McClave Poems

To any unhappy married man this thought I will happily endorse,
Before you walk or run away from your wife, I suggest you first get a divorce,
I say this with all truth and honesty without any sadness or remorse
Go straightforward to your lawyer and always stay your course;
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They called him a nigger, go figure
Because of the color of his skin,
Is that a freedom of speech, that we teach
That by colors we can judge all men.
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Proudly, I display and salute the flag of the United States
Where freedom reigns and justice dictates!
A flag that was not created for hate or race or bigotry
But, a flag that was born to the proud, and the true and the free,
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We scamper around like timid little mouses
If we can't pay our taxes we will lose our land or our houses,
We hide and we fret when it is time to pay those taxes
A working man must always worry, and a rich man he just relaxes.
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I walk and I walk on my two tired feet,
Please do not fail me, as people I need to meet.

Feet please take me wherever I need to go,
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Ann was in tears as she sent Jimmy off to war
She cried as she thought that she would not see him anymore,
Maybe he will be killed, or shot, or become a prisoner of war
Those feelings Ann had about Jimmy, them she could not ignore.
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I looked at her and she gave me the whammy,
And from that moment on I was infatuated with Tammie,
I knew that soon that she would be my ultimate fate,
But, until then I first had to get her to go on a date.
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I received from her a tender kiss,
That she gently placed upon my lips,
She gave it to me as though to verify,
That she wasn't there to say, “hello”, but to say, “goodbye”,
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I hear a knock, knock, knocking at my front door,
Which awakens me so very early in the morning;
But, to that announcement I vigorously ignore;
As I take that sound as a bad sign and a warning.
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No school for today,
There was no school yesterday,
And probably no school for tomorrow;
The children they are all glad,
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