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When We Go To Heaven
When we go, do we all have to play harps? If we do, I'm assuming we'll instantly know how to play them, right? It's not like we'll have to take lessons or anything, right? (cause you know what drudgery that can be - all
Alternative voicing: Fox News Stops By t...
Whose woods these are, I think I know A Liberal from the village though, A welfare cheat without a job Too lazy to come and watch the snow.
Gangster Movies In Heaven
Someone told me that when we go to heaven, it will be full of Hollywood gangster movies and we’ll have to select which one we want to live in forever. I assume you’ll choose The
Are You Judging Me?
I was thinking that Judgment Day might not be the big phantasmagoric Hollywood laser show kind of deal that some people think it will be. It might actually be a fairly low-key affair. And it
Do Pets Go To Heaven?
Am I going to be reunited with all my old pets in heaven? I sure hope not.
Do you think God knows what I’m thinking right now? How about right nnnnnnnnnnow? It’s pretty amazing to think that he knows
Babies Who Sin
I know you believe that Christ died for your sins, but did he die for the people who haven’t sinned? I know you’re going to say that everyone sins. But
Why do you think God created so many religions? Maybe he wasn’t thinking straight and didn’t anticipate how annoying they would become, always running around claiming they’re the only
Alternative voicing: Catcher in the Daff...
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is what I was doing standing there like an idiot
Alternative voicing: Charge of the Light...
And so, in conclusion, from the aforementioned, it can be ascertained that the Light Brigade - which the reader will discern was the moniker applied to a cavalry
I saw Pope Ratzinger on TV the other day. Now, here’s a guy who used to drive around in a Chevy and now everyone wants to kiss his big toe. Don’t you think it’s kind of bizarre how
Do you realize that everything that happens to you is because of God’s will? Every time your wife yells at you and slams the door, it is God’s will. And that
Big Fat Phonies
Did you know that the bible says it’s an abomination to eat shellfish? Yesiree, it’s right there in black and white. No doubt about it. And yet, look at all the self- righteous bible-quoting bozos complaining about gay
Do you think Jesus listens to Christian rock music? If he does, that really lowers him in my estimation. That music is so cheesy. What kind of music do you think he listens to? Maybe he listens to everything
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When We Go To Heaven
When we go, do we all have to play harps? If we do,
I'm assuming we'll instantly know how to play them,
right? It's not like we'll have to take lessons or anything,
right? (cause you know what drudgery that can be - all
those scales. Ugh!)
Reason I'm asking is that, well, do you think I might
ask (politely) if I could forego the harp and instead have
a Hammond B3 organ along with the instant ability to
play it? That would be so cool, especially through
Leslie speakers! In real life, the B3 is soooo heavy, but
I figure in heaven I won't have to ...