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(limerick) Das Pig He Has Died! - Poem by WES Vogler

During the Second World War, on a country road in occupied France, a German officer's car ran over and killed a farmer's pig. He sent a soldier into a farm house to report the incident. When the soldier returned, he had a bottle of wine under one arm, a turkey under the other, and was wearing a party hat. He reported to the officer:

I don't know what all that was about.
As soon as they hear what I shout —
'Heil Hitler! ' I cried.
'Das pig, he has died! ' —
A fantastical party broke out.

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Comments about (limerick) Das Pig He Has Died! by WES Vogler

  • Gold Star - 7,680 Points Brian Mayo (11/15/2015 8:21:00 AM)

    lol- -I hope you went back and apologized to the pig. Not for running him over, but for the horrible insult. (Report) Reply

    Gold Star - 24,621 Points Wes Vogler (11/15/2015 9:42:00 AM)

    we have some confused machines.. got accused of sending duplicate response (didn't)
    Constantly being told wrong verification not so Is this a usual hazard of this site?

    Gold Star - 24,621 Points Wes Vogler (11/15/2015 9:39:00 AM)

    Good morning, Brian nice to hear from you

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  • Gold Star - 39,702 Points Kim Barney (11/6/2015 4:12:00 PM)

    This one is absolutely hilarious! And as Kelly Kurt said, the intro helps a lot. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 98,194 Points Kelly Kurt (11/1/2015 1:39:00 AM)

    You have a gift for limericks, Wes. The intro was a nice touch too (Report) Reply

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