Poems About: LIMERICK

“It is time to make hay, love’s a’brim, read more »

I once met a pompous ass
he was Wehrmacht and one of the brass.
And I gladly confess
in the Waffen SS read more »

It was Buford the Sheriff who said
if you're not in your house and in bed
you can carry a stick
to ward OFF every prick read more »

A cadet named Hieronymous Sears
went to town but found nothing but queers.
At a weight-watch café
he could not even say read more »

Some guys do tell terrible lies.
And some lies can be offered with fries.
I can usually tell
when a mademoiselle read more »

There once was a religious fanatic
Though he was quite charismatic
In a cave he did hide
And this one truth I must confide read more »

I once had a friend called Djirdjirian;
His Christian name was Haig - though Armenian;
(The British had a fine Post-
al Office on the coast) : read more »

I went round the keyboard-type shops
But they only stocked qwertyuiop s...
Well, I ask you - if we
Can't read straight, ABC read more »

A limerick dedicated to HRH Prince Leonard, * for his 79th Birthday.
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR PRINCE LEONARD! ! ! !

There once was a farmer named Leonard, read more »

A poet would wax quite lyrical
And whose belly was quite spherical
To the tub he jumped in
Smashing his chin read more »

On the days that she wore a blond wig
she permitted herself just one cig.
Soon both dropped to the floor
and she shouted 'no more', read more »

There once was a young man form Middlesbrough,
Who after on a night in town,
Found his wife in bed with a Saracen,
“Don’t be jealous dear”, she said, read more »