Poems About: LIMERICK
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325.Limbo Limerick - Parody Conrad AIKEN - Limberick
“It is time to make hay, love’s a’brim, read more »Jonathan ROBIN
326.Limericks June '07
I once met a pompous ass
he was Wehrmacht and one of the brass.
And I gladly confess
in the Waffen SS read more »Herbert Nehrlich
327.A Limerick For Ted
It was Buford the Sheriff who said
if you're not in your house and in bed
you can carry a stick
to ward OFF every prick read more »Herbert Nehrlich
328.Limericks - A Few More
A cadet named Hieronymous Sears
went to town but found nothing but queers.
At a weight-watch café
he could not even say read more »Herbert Nehrlich
Some guys do tell terrible lies.
And some lies can be offered with fries.
I can usually tell
when a mademoiselle read more »Herbert Nehrlich
330.The Fanatic: A Limerick
There once was a religious fanatic
Though he was quite charismatic
In a cave he did hide
And this one truth I must confide read more »Jim Milks
331.! An old Armenian limerick
I once had a friend called Djirdjirian;
His Christian name was Haig - though Armenian;
(The British had a fine Post-
al Office on the coast) : read more »Michael Shepherd
332.Grown-ups are daft - a limerick for RH
I went round the keyboard-type shops
But they only stocked qwertyuiop s...
Well, I ask you - if we
Can't read straight, ABC read more »Michael Shepherd
333.Happy Birthday Prince Leonard!
A limerick dedicated to HRH Prince Leonard, * for his 79th Birthday.
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR PRINCE LEONARD! ! ! !
There once was a farmer named Leonard, read more »Herbert Nehrlich
334.The Poet: A Limerick
A poet would wax quite lyrical
And whose belly was quite spherical
To the tub he jumped in
Smashing his chin read more »Jim Milks
On the days that she wore a blond wig
she permitted herself just one cig.
Soon both dropped to the floor
and she shouted 'no more', read more »Herbert Nehrlich
336.Young Man Form Middlesbrough - Limerick
There once was a young man form Middlesbrough,
Who after on a night in town,
Found his wife in bed with a Saracen,
“Don’t be jealous dear”, she said, read more »Khadim Hussain