Poems About: LIMERICK
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313.Loveable Limericks # 3
He lived through the intubation
and the five hour operation.
Then went back to his bed
where he slept and fell dead read more »Herbert Nehrlich
He was known as the local Brownbagger,
in his belt he had hidden a dagger.
As an industry rep
bribing was a small step read more »Herbert Nehrlich
315.A Limerick For Ted
It was Buford the Sheriff who said
if you're not in your house and in bed
you can carry a stick
to ward OFF every prick read more »Herbert Nehrlich
316.Limericks - A Few More
A cadet named Hieronymous Sears
went to town but found nothing but queers.
At a weight-watch café
he could not even say read more »Herbert Nehrlich
Some guys do tell terrible lies.
And some lies can be offered with fries.
I can usually tell
when a mademoiselle read more »Herbert Nehrlich
318.Not a formal Limerick
Accidentally on the run with a desperate queen
We visited a ruined shrine
Where a Goddess of forbidden love
Who lives there in a knee deep pond? read more »nimal dunuhinga
319.Limbo Limerick - Parody Conrad AIKEN - Limberick
“It is time to make hay, love’s a’brim, read more »Jonathan ROBIN
320.Just Another Limerick
There once was a copper named Drake,
he was searching the board for a snake
but the snake stuck around
and was thus never found. read more »Herbert Nehrlich
321.Limericks June '07
I once met a pompous ass
he was Wehrmacht and one of the brass.
And I gladly confess
in the Waffen SS read more »Herbert Nehrlich
322.Happy Birthday Prince Leonard!
A limerick dedicated to HRH Prince Leonard, * for his 79th Birthday.
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR PRINCE LEONARD! ! ! !
There once was a farmer named Leonard, read more »Herbert Nehrlich
323.! An old Armenian limerick
I once had a friend called Djirdjirian;
His Christian name was Haig - though Armenian;
(The British had a fine Post-
al Office on the coast) : read more »Michael Shepherd
324.Grown-ups are daft - a limerick for RH
I went round the keyboard-type shops
But they only stocked qwertyuiop s...
Well, I ask you - if we
Can't read straight, ABC read more »Michael Shepherd