Poems About: LIMERICK

He lived through the intubation
and the five hour operation.
Then went back to his bed
where he slept and fell dead read more »

He was known as the local Brownbagger,
in his belt he had hidden a dagger.
As an industry rep
bribing was a small step read more »

It was Buford the Sheriff who said
if you're not in your house and in bed
you can carry a stick
to ward OFF every prick read more »

A cadet named Hieronymous Sears
went to town but found nothing but queers.
At a weight-watch café
he could not even say read more »

Some guys do tell terrible lies.
And some lies can be offered with fries.
I can usually tell
when a mademoiselle read more »

Accidentally on the run with a desperate queen
We visited a ruined shrine
Where a Goddess of forbidden love
Who lives there in a knee deep pond? read more »

“It is time to make hay, love’s a’brim, read more »

There once was a copper named Drake,
he was searching the board for a snake
but the snake stuck around
and was thus never found. read more »

I once met a pompous ass
he was Wehrmacht and one of the brass.
And I gladly confess
in the Waffen SS read more »

A limerick dedicated to HRH Prince Leonard, * for his 79th Birthday.
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR PRINCE LEONARD! ! ! !

There once was a farmer named Leonard, read more »

I once had a friend called Djirdjirian;
His Christian name was Haig - though Armenian;
(The British had a fine Post-
al Office on the coast) : read more »

I went round the keyboard-type shops
But they only stocked qwertyuiop s...
Well, I ask you - if we
Can't read straight, ABC read more »