Poems About: LIMERICK

There once was a man named Guss
He really wanted to be famous
So he took off his clothes
and struck a big pose read more »

a thought went into his head
about a girl he wished to wed
but her secret got out
with her he will do without read more »

There once was a guy named Ben,
Who asked me money for a lend,
And so I told him
I could trust him as far as I could throw him, read more »

I wish that I had a bed.
I sleep on the floor instead.
It’s such a small place,
With no room or space, read more »

There once was a girl named Jill
and Jill was so deeply in love with Bill
but Bill fell in love with Kate
after they went out on a date read more »

His sister, called Lucy O'Finner,
Grew constantly thinner and thinner;
The reason was plain,
She slept out in the rain, read more »

The nudist colony

We once stumbled upon an old man
Sunning himself for a tan read more »

There was a young boy from Manassas
Who forgot to wash under his glasses
And so very soon
He looked like a raccoon read more »

My darling, I have a request.
Would you mind if I held you and pressed
both my lips and my face
to your secretive place read more »

There is little of time we receive
and it never will grant a reprieve.
If you take some, as such
now and then (but not much) , read more »

First you get puking and mewling
Then very p-ed off with your schooling
Then f-s and then fights
Then judging chaps' rights read more »

There once was a man from Calcutta
Who loved all of his food covered with butter
His belly got huge
From the fattening deluge read more »