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She'Ll Boot Her Commuter-Taken For A Hairy Ride-Tongue Twisters Ii - Poem by Jonathan ROBIN

Computing commuters hirsute
bawdy brutes though in collar and suit,
who as train hoots toot-toot
spy true beauty who’s mute,
on the fly give glad eye dissolute.

But each guy who sighs tries in pursuit,
who would lie, by and by, eye acute,
may through pride overshoot
by a wide margin moot
when he’d take for a ride maid astute.

Though some smiles superficial seem cute,
minds too sly should be given the boot,
be it beauty or loot,
or the two should it suit,
the solution seems 'ready, aim, shoot! '

Though this limerick sounds convolute
underground rails its humour to boot:
as a duty uproot
both at work and en route,
trample root underfoot and then scoot!


(Jonathan Robin limerick written 4 July 2006 and 16 July 2007
Parody Carolyn WELLS Tongue Twisters – A Tutor)


Tongue Twisters - A Tutor

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
“Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot? ”


(Carolyn WELLS 1869_1942)


Can Crime Pay?

When comptroller would syphon a dollar,
one may hear loud and clear victims holler!
Red-faced and red handed
the bait is soon landed, -
can crime pay in our heyday white collar?

There’s hot water, not flight, facts discovered,
Where the spotlight’s bright glare acts uncovered,
guilt is tried, bail denied,
for a wide span inside, -
but its rash to think all cash recovered.


(Jonathan Robin limerick written July 4 2006)


Tongue Twisters I - A Canner

A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny,
‘A canner can can
Anything that he can,
But a canner can’t can a can, can he? ’


(Carolyn WELLS 1869_1942)


Tongue Twisters I – Uncanny Reply

Her granny, a Canada dancer,
In answer said, “fancy to chance a
can-can grand finale
with dandy kali from Bali,
handy fanny expansive – you can, sir! ”


(Jonathan Robin limerick written July 4 2006/Parody Caroyn WELLS Tongue Twisters – A Canner)


Tongue Twisters III – ICANNy Reply

Danny, spammer ensconced on his fanny,
upgraded downloading Net Nanny, -
as damned scam the man planned
phishing fish, cash in hand,
and a land line - LAN managed tyranny.

Wifey Annie, on WiFi, uncanny,
schemed to trace where his face raced web-cammy, -
both continue to surf
under eye of Vint Cerf
and his Internet dream team ICANNy.


(Jonathan Robin limerick written July 4 2006)


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Poems About July

  1. 1. She'Ll Boot Her Commuter-Taken For A Hai.. , Jonathan ROBIN
  2. 2. Pride Aside On Love , Jonathan ROBIN
  3. 3. A Story Of Love , Shelley L Baxter
  4. 4. My Heart Is In July , Niji Chrys
  5. 5. Independence Day - A Black Man's Perspec.. , James B. Earley
  6. 6. Holocaust Latvia Begins , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  7. 7. The Sunny Months , Joyce Hemsley
  8. 8. The 4th Of July , Robert Rorabeck
  9. 9. A Day In July , Francis Duggan
  10. 10. Lifelong Learning 1649 , Jonathan ROBIN
  11. 11. 4th Of July , Ray Gasiewicz
  12. 12. (book # 9) : Sheila And Clifford: The .. , Bri Edwards
  13. 13. Tunnel Without Light , gershon hepner
  14. 14. Elusive , Laurence Overmire
  15. 15. Goner Girl , Barry Van Allen
  16. 16. The Strike Of The Fireworks , Carolyn Wells
  17. 17. We Can Create A Modern International Com.. , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  18. 18. New York... Not In Autum , (brief renderings) Joe Fazio
  19. 19. Dew Drops , spiritual seeker
  20. 20. Official Opening Of Cecil Rosen Court By.. , Jonathan Goldman a.k.a JGthe ..
  21. 21. Do Not Leave Us , Sadiqullah Khan
  22. 22. Empty , Baru Gobira
  23. 23. Lucky Dip , sarah clifford
  24. 24. July , Yasmin Rubayo
  25. 25. Sometimes In June , Stella Omoregie
  26. 26. Today Is Five Years Since My Mother Died.. , Susie Sunshine
  27. 27. Black July , Francis Duggan
  28. 28. Only On This Day... , (brief renderings) Joe Fazio
  29. 29. That Autumn Day In Mid July. , (brief renderings) Joe Fazio
  30. 30. The Day...Was You , (brief renderings) Joe Fazio
  31. 31. No Exit , gershon hepner
  32. 32. July 4th , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  33. 33. Polar Vortex , MOHAMMAD SKATI
  34. 34. July , Maya Hanson (mye3)
  35. 35. Us Nato Afghanistan Invasion Leaked Befo.. , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  36. 36. A Wet Day In July , Francis Duggan
  37. 37. Just Old Memories , Francis Duggan
  38. 38. From Jfk To Obama Without Malaise , gershon hepner
  39. 39. Hatred Evokes Pity , Rm.Shanmugam Chettiar.
  40. 40. Distant Beloved , gershon hepner
  41. 41. Poisoned Apples , Laurence Overmire
  42. 42. Tast Of Copper , DAVID GERARDINO
  43. 43. July The First , Francis Duggan
  44. 44. The Accident , Edward Kofi Louis
  45. 45. Kissing In The Dark , Dónall Dempsey
  46. 46. Four Schoolboys And A Dog , Francis Duggan
  47. 47. Young America , Carolyn Wells
  48. 48. Hooray For May (Sontoum) , Leslie Alexis
  49. 49. June And July , Naveed Akram
  50. 50. To My Unborn , Jennifer Rondeau
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