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Sugar Beast (Attempted Humor) - Poem by Sarah Sisson

Today I will stay on my diet.
Stay away from food when they fry it.

The sugar is, for me, addiction.
I crave things that have no nutrition.

I have the chance to start a new day
with a clean slate not to let go stray.

But even though my appetite now
is curbed I know when the sun goes down

I will become that ravenous beast
that turns into sugar fiend; no peace

will I have until I go south with
the diet...I'll have just a small bit.

But I know that when all that happens
My control will go to the trash bin.

So right now I make resolutions
so I can avoid restitutions.

Copyright 01-01-2009©® Sarah Sisson


Comments about Sugar Beast (Attempted Humor) by Sarah Sisson

  • Rookie - 6 Points Mark Nwagwu (1/1/2009 4:57:00 AM)

    Resolutions to avoid restitutions
    all the sugar need not be 'restituted'
    given back to the sugarbowl
    or chocolate
    Let it live in you
    restitution not neded
    just be your good self
    and all the sugar will melt into
    your smile (Report) Reply

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