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So Easy A Caveman Can Do It Vi - Poem by Randy Johnson

People point and laugh at me when I go to the mall.
They think it's funny when they see a Neanderthal.
Let me tell you something that is scary.
A man gets far less sex when he's hairy.
People think Cavemen are primitive just because we howl at the moon and eat goats.
We save a hell of a lot of money in the winter because we don't have to buy coats.
Yes it is true that we Cavemen are well-hung.
But women don't want to have our babies because they think we eat our young.
Let me say one more thing and then I'll bring this poem to a close.
If you smell me coming, you'd better put a clothespin on your nose.

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)


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Poems About Howl

  1. 1. So Easy A Caveman Can Do It Vi , Randy Johnson
  2. 2. Hunter's Moon , Denis Martindale
  3. 3. Where My Soul Resides Like A Flightless .. , Mark Heathcote
  4. 4. Howl , Randy McClave
  5. 5. 'Howl' The Poem - The Movie , Jim Boone
  6. 6. Hoot And Howl Of Night , sallam yassin
  7. 7. War Drums , C Richard Miles
  8. 8. On Peace , Navtej Bharati
  9. 9. Wolf's Eyes , Jinx Natta
  10. 10. The Traveller In Africa , Louisa Stuart Costello
  11. 11. Fears , Leslie Neiwert
  12. 12. ~changing~ , Sinnaminsun Sinnaminsun
  13. 13. It Must Be Halloween! , Mary Naylor
  14. 14. I Want You To Miss Me , mandy faye
  15. 15. Dream Fulfilled , Kendrick Johnson
  16. 16. To My Lost Gem Julie , Dr. Tulsi Hanumanthu
  17. 17. Hurricane , Bill Grace
  18. 18. Poet, Please Tell Me What The Value Of P.. , starseven0 starseven0
  19. 19. All I Know I Didn'T Do , Tony Adah
  20. 20. The Writers Tail Liat Sretirw Eht , Charles Hice
  21. 21. Wandering Dawn , Manonton Dalan
  22. 22. Rhyming Couple , gershon hepner
  23. 23. A.Blok, Even Your Name To Me... - Transl.. , Lyudmila Purgina
  24. 24. The Sound Of The Wind , Jerry Abrahamson
  25. 25. Hallowween , Charles Hice
  26. 26. Wolves , Ray Lucero
  27. 27. Ghost Stories , Madison Julius Cawein
  28. 28. Secret , Charles Hice
  29. 29. Polls In Democracy , rajendran muthiah
  30. 30. Levchin , Edward Kofi Louis
  31. 31. Silent Peaple , DAVID GERARDINO
  32. 32. Naadu , Edward Kofi Louis
  33. 33. Wall, Wallet! , Edward Kofi Louis
  34. 34. Sickness! ! , Edward Kofi Louis
  35. 35. Because Of Hope , gershon hepner
  36. 36. The Nightbreed , Ramona Thompson
  37. 37. The World Simply Laughs , RIC S. BASTASA
  38. 38. The World Simply Laughs (Edited) , RIC S. BASTASA
  39. 39. Manipulator , Charles Hice
  40. 40. A Winter Day In Sherbrooke , Francis Duggan
  41. 41. Growl , gershon hepner
  42. 42. Too Much Confusion , gershon hepner
  43. 43. New York Night Fire , Bill Grace
  44. 44. Lycanthropy , Naveed Akram
  45. 45. Time Passes, Does It Not , Raj Arumugam
  46. 46. Standing By The Bridge Of The Forest-Ways , Bijay Kant Dubey
  47. 47. Wolf Pup , Pradip Chattopadhyay
  48. 48. Teenage Howl , David Lewis Paget
  49. 49. God And The Sea , Naveed Akram
  50. 50. The Sounds Of My Day , RIC S. BASTASA
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