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Honestly Officer, The Horse Must Be Drunk! Or But Wait, Wasn'T The Horse A Designated Driver? - Poem by Joe Rosochacki
Elmer Stolzfoos Fisher,22, of Paradise, Pennsylvania, was slumped over and asleep.,
Oh so deep!
Not in his room, but his horse drawn buggy, drunk, with a.18 blood-alcohol level breath.
(Pennsylvania's legal limit is.08)
Luckily for him, the police, had been called earlier,
-arrived to save him from most certain death.
He is Amish, the Christians who turn away from the worldly gadgets,
Such as motor vehicles, TV, mass communication,
-- and a whole host of technological widgets.
An off duty officer called the East Lampeter Police Department,
This last Sunday, to report a possible 'DUI driver in a Horse and Buggy.'
Was Elmer coming home from a 'barn-raiser' or did he celebrate Christmas a tad early?
Whatever it was Elmer seemed full of contentment
But his buggy was seen 'straddling the center line of the roadway'.
He was wearing no disguise,
But he had, according to arresting officer,
'strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath and bloodshot, watery eyes.'
Was his horse and buggy taken into the impound lot?
Was he put into a jail cell with a simple bed and a stainless steel pot?
As far as citation was concerned, Elmer had no driver license,
But complaint made sense,
As 'sensical' as sense can be
-the make of the vehicle was listed as 'Horse & Buggy'.
Another crime had been solved by East Lampeter's CSI: Amish team,
-according to the Sacramento Offbeat News Examiner.
This will make fodder for jokes in the future,
And cause a lot of laughter and smiles,
I can see the coming jokes now;
Elmer Fisher was entitled to one call to his lawyer but he couldn't figure out how to the use phone.
First the bad news, Elmer Fisher was busted far a DUI,
The good news: None of his family will find out about this on the television.
'The reason I pulled you over sir is that you had your turn-candle signal on for the last five miles.'
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Poems About Horse
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- 3. The Corduroy Road , William Henry Drummond
- 4. The Horse , Kathryn Thompson
- 5. Mon Choual , William Henry Drummond
- 6. ! ! Horses For Courses , Michael Shepherd
- 7. A Hanging , Herbert Nehrlich
- 8. The Odyssey , Homer
- 9. Every Night Before I Retire To The Bed , Ali Sabry
- 10. Puppy And I , Alan Alexander Milne
- 11. The Squire's Tale , Geoffrey Chaucer
- 12. Horse Limerick I , Ivy Schex
- 13. Wounded Knee Creek , Colin Ian Jeffery
- 14. Horse Character , Cecelia Weir
- 15. The Horse And Cart Ferry , Henry Lawson
- 16. I Ride My Horse , Horse Poet
- 17. Ballad Of The Canyon , Linda Ori
- 18. Orlando Furioso Canto 22 , Ludovico Ariosto
- 19. Epithalamium , Bob Hicok
- 20. Downtown Cabbie (Season 1 - Complete) , Diane Hine
- 21. The Sport Of Kings , Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler
- 22. Refugio's Hair , Alberto Ríos
- 23. A White Horse Of The Most Magical Kind , David Taylor
- 24. The Last Rhyme Of True Thomas , Rudyard Kipling
- 25. Enniskillen , Alice Guerin Crist
- 26. Jumping Horses , Bethany Maxwell
- 27. Odium Theologicum , Sam Walter Foss
- 28. Count - One-Two-Three - Kick The Lonely .. , Harindhar Reddy
- 29. The Magnificent , Jean De La Fontaine
- 30. The Great Australian Adjective , William Thomas Goodge
- 31. The Death Of President Lincoln , Joseph Furphy
- 32. A Horse Racing Legend , Hannah Branz
- 33. Princess And The Black Horse-Ii , Neela Nath Das
- 34. The Illusion Of A Knight , M.D Dinesh Nair
- 35. The Bedouin's Rebuke , Henry Abbey
- 36. A Horse Riding Boy! , Ramesh T A
- 37. The Rescue , Robert Creeley
- 38. Just A Horse , Ron Secoy
- 39. Polyhymnia , George Peele
- 40. The Lord And His Horse , Suchoon Mo_
- 41. The Ghost - Book Iv , Charles Churchill
- 42. The Diverting History Of John Gilpin, Sh.. , William Cowper
- 43. Fred , Herbert Nehrlich
- 44. The White Horse... , RIC S. BASTASA
- 45. Orlando Furioso Canto 16 , Ludovico Ariosto
- 46. Orlando Furioso Canto 2 , Ludovico Ariosto
- 47. About A Horse , Marton Dezso
- 48. Moonlight Ride , John Allen Richter
- 49. A Giant Horny Horse Fly, That Just Did N.. , Michael Gale
- 50. A Singing Horse , nimal dunuhinga
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