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A Matter Of Tax - Poem by Ruth Walters

To my most loyal and trustworthy husband,
the guy who greets me every night,
takes tea at 4, eats at 8, makes love on Sundays
just before golf,
goes to Bournemouth for his jollies,
never licks lollies, never drinks or frolics,
or shouts or screams but reins in his dreams,
for me, so he says.
To the man that lectures on standards and morals,
swears on the bible he’ll never wear boxers,
never flirts, never strays, he’s too set in his ways,
I serve you these papers.
They’re for unreasonable behaviour
Not for the years with no flavour, no sex in the shower, oh no!
What really disturbed, enraged and gave grief -
was that you said you wed me for tax relief.


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