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Golf Pro - Poem by Michael Philips

There are two types of people:
Those who play golf,
And those who recognize it
for the idiotic malpractice that it is,
that recognize it for the land wasting,
water guzzling, pesticide and herbicide
carcinogen drenched
leeching into the groundwater,
sanitized version of nature,
Bob Hope celebrity goofball,
mundane polo shirt and jackass slacks,
elitist, history of bigotry, racism, sexism,
and anti-Semitism, over-priced, over-rated,
time-wasting, posing-as-a-sport
moronic indulgence that it is.
I’m the first type.


Comments about Golf Pro by Michael Philips

  • Rookie Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler (11/14/2005 9:18:00 AM)

    i hate golf, but i play occasionally. oh, what hypocrites are we, Michael? great sense of humour in this one!

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  • Rookie Raynette Eitel (11/4/2005 9:15:00 AM)

    Michael, you expressed yourself well...but I don't believe a word of it. Sorry

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  • Bronze Star - 2,291 Points Uriah Hamilton (11/4/2005 8:35:00 AM)

    A super God Blessing for this one! ! ! ! ! (Report) Reply

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Poems About Golf

  1. 1. Golf Pro , Michael Philips
  2. 2. Ballade Of The Royal Game Of Golf , Andrew Lang
  3. 3. Golf Steals Our Youth , Norman Rowland Gale
  4. 4. The Golf Ball And The Loan , Robert Fuller Murray
  5. 5. The Golf Walk , Ellis Parker Butler
  6. 6. Night Golf , Billy Collins
  7. 7. The City Of Golf , Robert Fuller Murray
  8. 8. A Perfect Golf Course Lawn , DAVID GERARDINO
  9. 9. Golf , Mr. Bean
  10. 10. Fore! ..... [golf; Sporting Accidents; .. , Bri Edwards
  11. 11. Golf , H H Rutledge
  12. 12. Perfect Golf , David Taylor
  13. 13. A Lesson From Golf , Edgar Albert Guest
  14. 14. Golf Pride , Edgar Albert Guest
  15. 15. The First Rule Of Golf , Edgar Albert Guest
  16. 16. Golf Socks , Kim Barney
  17. 17. Besides Love, Sex & Fishing Men Need G.. , Tom Zart
  18. 18. For A Round Of Golf , Francis Duggan
  19. 19. This Crazy Game O' Golf , Frances Jaffray
  20. 20. Hole In One: Golf Legend Allure Strokes , Terence George Craddock (aft ..
  21. 21. Fishing Or Golf, Take Your Pick , William B. Booth, Jr.
  22. 22. Tryst On The Golf Course , Lillian Susan Thomas
  23. 23. Golf Widows , Elisabeth Anne Wingle
  24. 24. Is There Golf Course In Heaven , Harold R Hunt Sr
  25. 25. The Golf Links , Sarah Norcliffe Cleghorn
  26. 26. This Game Of Golf , Aniruddha Pathak
  27. 27. Golf Te Breken , Madrason writer
  28. 28. Baseball, Football, Fishing & Golf , Tom Zart
  29. 29. Resting After A Golf Game , Manonton Dalan
  30. 30. Golf Luck , Edgar Albert Guest
  31. 31. Baseball, Football, Boxing, Fishing, Gol.. , Tom Zart
  32. 32. What Donald Thinks When Playing Golf , Leah Ross
  33. 33. British Open Golf 2016 (Senryu) , Govind Ramakrishnan
  34. 34. Baseball, Football & Golf , Tom Zart
  35. 35. Cancer And Golf , Francie Lynch
  36. 36. Crazy Golf And Aliens , Phil Soar
  37. 37. The Golf Writer (To Kevin) , Francis Duggan
  38. 38. Your Golf Playing Postmaster Father Was .. , Gert Strydom
  39. 39. The Goose Who Loved Golf , John F. McCullagh
  40. 40. Golf From Hell , Gregory Huyette
  41. 41. The Happy Sadness Of Golf , Gregory Huyette
  42. 42. Golf Of Course , Ima Ryma
  43. 43. The Golf Cart , Jim Yerman
  44. 44. Mini Golf , Marshall Gass
  45. 45. Golf A Simple Game , Gabe Anderson
  46. 46. Golf Tees Lament , Larry Buddin
  47. 47. Golf , Ray Andrews
  48. 48. Frustration Personified This Thing Calle.. , Lynn W. Petty
  49. 49. Golf 'N' Me , Ray Feasey
  50. 50. Golf , Randy Sabados
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