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  • 25.
    A Song Of The Sandbags

    No, Bill, I'm not a-spooning out no patriotic tosh
    (The cove be'ind the sandbags ain't a death-or-glory cuss).
    And though I strafes 'em good and 'ard I doesn't 'ate the Boche,
    I guess they're mostly decent, just the same as most of us.
    I guess they loves their 'omes and kids as much as you or me;
    And just the same as you or me they'd rather shake than fight;
    And if we'd 'appened to be born at Berlin-on-the-Spree,
    We'd be out there with 'Ans and Fritz, dead sure that we was right.

    A-standin' up to the sandbags
    It's funny the thoughts wot come;
    Starin' into the darkness,
    'Earin' the bullets 'um;
    (Zing! Zip! Ping! Rip!
    'ark 'ow the bullets 'um!)
    A-leanin' against the sandbags
    Wiv me rifle under me ear,
    Oh, I've 'ad more thoughts on a sentry-go
    Than I used to 'ave in a year.

    I wonder, Bill, if 'Ans and Fritz is wonderin' like me
    Wot's at the bottom of it all? Wot all the slaughter's for?
    'E thinks 'e's right (of course 'e ain't) but this we both agree,
    If them as made it 'ad to fight, there wouldn't be no war.
    If them as lies in feather beds while we kips in the mud;
    If them as makes their fortoons while we fights for 'em like 'ell;
    If them as slings their pot of ink just 'ad to sling their blood:
    By Crust! I'm thinkin' there 'ud be another tale to tell.

    Shiverin' up to the sandbags,
    With a hicicle 'stead of a spine,
    Don't it seem funny the things you think
    'Ere in the firin' line:
    (Whee! Whut! Ziz! Zut!
    Lord! 'ow the bullets whine!)
    Hunkerin' down when a star-shell
    Cracks in a sputter of light,
    You can jaw to yer soul by the sandbags
    Most any old time o' night.

    They talks o' England's glory and a-'oldin' of our trade,
    Of Empire and 'igh destiny until we're fair flim-flammed;
    But if it's for the likes o' that that bloody war is made,
    Then wot I say is: Empire and 'igh destiny be damned!
    There's only one good cause, Bill, for poor blokes like us to fight:
    That's self-defence, for 'earth and 'ome, and them that bears our name;
    And that's wot I'm a-doin' by the sandbags 'ere to-night. . . .
    But Fritz out there will tell you 'e's a-doin' of the same.

    Starin' over the sandbags,
    Sick of the 'ole damn thing;
    Firin' to keep meself awake,
    'Earin' the bullets sing.
    (Hiss! Twang! Tsing! Pang!
    Saucy the bullets sing.)
    Dreamin' 'ere by the sandbags
    Of a day when war will cease,
    When 'Ans and Fritz and Bill and me
    Will clink our mugs in fraternity,
    And the Brotherhood of Labour will be
    The Brotherhood of Peace. read more »

  • 26.
    This is Just to Say

    I have eaten
    the plums
    that were in
    the icebox read more »

  • 27.
    The Rock and The Bubble

    Oh! a bare, brown rock
    Stood up in the sea,
    The waves at its feet
    Dancing merrily. read more »

  • 28.
    It's all I have to bring today


    It's all I have to bring today—
    This, and my heart beside— read more »

  • 29.
    The Owl and the Pussy-cat

    The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
    In a beautiful pea green boat,
    They took some honey, and plenty of money,
    Wrapped up in a five pound note. read more »

  • 30.
    Stella's Birthday March 13, 1727

    This day, whate'er the Fates decree,
    Shall still be kept with joy by me:
    This day then let us not be told,
    That you are sick, and I grown old; read more »

  • 31.
    Our Little Ghost

    Oft, in the silence of the night,
    When the lonely moon rides high,
    When wintry winds are whistling, read more »

  • 32.
    Soliloquy Of The Spanish Cloister

    Gr-r-r---there go, my heart's abhorrence!
    Water your damned flower-pots, do!
    If hate killed men, Brother Lawrence,
    God's blood, would not mine kill you! read more »

  • 33.
    The Plot Against the Giant

    <i>First Girl</i>
    When this yokel comes maundering,
    Whetting his hacker,
    I shall run before him, read more »

  • 34.
    A Word to Husbands

    To keep your marriage brimming
    With love in the loving cup, read more »

  • 35.
    The Spider And The Fly

    Will you walk into my parlour?' said the Spider to the Fly,
    'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; read more »

  • 36.
    The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus

    In Baltimore there lived a boy.
    He wasn't anybody's joy.
    Although his name was Jabez Dawes,
    His character was full of flaws. In school he never led his classes, read more »

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  26. Funny, Tabatta Nunes
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  36. Nothing is ever wrong, Alex Charming
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  38. So Says the Boss, Udiah (witness to Yah)
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  66. Some Thoughts, kiran raza
  67. Funny, But Then Not..., Daniela X. Daraz
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  72. Its Funny..., MeganOlivia Maxwell
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