FUNNY POEMS

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  • 13.
    How pleasant to know Mr. Lear

    How pleasant to know Mr. Lear,
    Who has written such volumes of stuff.
    Some think him ill-tempered and queer,
    But a few find him pleasant enough.

    His mind is concrete and fastidious,
    His nose is remarkably big;
    His visage is more or less hideous,
    His beard it resembles a wig.

    He has ears, and two eyes, and ten fingers,
    (Leastways if you reckon two thumbs);
    He used to be one of the singers,
    But now he is one of the dumbs.

    He sits in a beautiful parlour,
    With hundreds of books on the wall;
    He drinks a great deal of marsala,
    But never gets tipsy at all.

    He has many friends, laymen and clerical,
    Old Foss is the name of his cat;
    His body is perfectly spherical,
    He weareth a runcible hat.

    When he walks in waterproof white,
    The children run after him so!
    Calling out, "He's gone out in his night-
    Gown, that crazy old Englishman, oh!"

    He weeps by the side of the ocean,
    He weeps on the top of the hill;
    He purchases pancakes and lotion,
    And chocolate shrimps from the mill.

    He reads, but he does not speak, Spanish,
    He cannot abide ginger beer;
    Ere the days of his pilgrimage vanish,
    How pleasant to know Mr. Lear! read more »

  • 14.
    Daddy Fell into the Pond.

    Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey.

    We had nothing to do and nothing to say. read more »

  • 15.
    Faithless Sally Brown

    Young Ben he was a nice young man,
    A carpenter by trade;
    And he fell in love with Sally Brown,
    That was a lady's maid. read more »

  • 16.
    The Vision of Judgment

    I

    Saint Peter sat by the celestial gate:
    His keys were rusty, and the lock was dull, read more »

  • 17.
    The Writer

    In her room at the prow of the house
    Where light breaks, and the windows are tossed with linden,
    My daughter is writing a story. read more »

  • 18.
    Oh! Susanna

    1 I came from Alabama
    2 wid my ban jo on my knee,
    3 I'm g'wan to Louisiana, read more »

  • 19.
    Jabberwocky

    'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe. read more »

  • 20.
    Café Comedy

    She

    I'm waiting for the man I hope to wed.
    I've never seen him - that's the funny part. read more »

  • 21.
    You love me—you are sure

    156

    You love me—you are sure—
    I shall not fear mistake— read more »

  • 22.
    Sonnet VII: Love in a Humour

    Love in a humor play'd the prodigal
    And bade my Senses to a solemn feast;
    Yet, more to grace the company withal,
    Invites my Heart to be the chiefest guest. read more »

  • 23.
    Exchanging Hats

    Unfunny uncles who insist
    in trying on a lady's hat,
    --oh, even if the joke falls flat,
    we share your slight transvestite twist read more »

  • 24.
    The Walrus and the Carpenter

    The sun was shining on the sea,
    Shining with all his might:
    He did his very best to make
    The billows smooth and bright -- read more »

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