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  • 37.
    Eleven rules of football

    I took my little boy
    to a nearby football pitch
    He said he was tired
    of playing hide and seek
    He now wanted a football
    to play around and kick

    As he clutched my hand
    I spoke to him
    and tried to make him understand
    the eleven rules of football
    taking into consideration
    that he was quite small

    Now rule number one
    Football is made of eleven strong men
    When one or two are naughty
    you may still get away
    with playing nine or ten

    Rule number two
    When a member of your crew
    hits the ball into the net
    A goal is scored
    that I can place a bet
    For I am very sure

    Rule number three
    The maximum number of players
    you can substitute is three
    It does not cost a dime
    It is totally free

    Rule number four
    There are rules you must comply with
    When a team commits an offense
    named a foul
    before the game can commence
    A small advantage has to be given
    to the otherside

    Rule number five
    A freekick
    is given after a foul
    Sometimes awarded after
    unnecessary dives

    Rule number six
    When you are shown a card that is yellow
    Its time for your temper to mellow
    or you will get the referee quite mad
    and he will dismiss you with a red card

    Rule number seven
    A penality is like heaven
    It is awarded
    when a player breaks the rule
    maybe by using his hand as a tool
    to play the ball inside the penalty box
    its time for him to go back to school

    Rule number eight
    A thrownin
    Is when the ball is kicked out of the field
    It's one of footballs favorite sins

    Rule number nine
    Offside is
    When you are the only one running
    alone to score a winning goal
    you must hesitate
    till you see a single soul

    Rule number ten
    A game lasts
    for ninety minutes
    You are beat
    When your team has less goals than the other
    That is when you must admit defeat

    Rule number eleven
    when your team is losing
    you have to sing something amusing
    saying
    All we want is a goal
    While we are dressed in coloured charcoal

    Now my little boy
    I said
    These are the eleven rules of football
    lets go and practise inside the sports hall

    Copyright 2005 - Sylvia Chidi read more »

  • 38.
    postscript

    You cannot make people see evil
    even if you blaze it from a 10,000
    volt football stage. read more »

  • 39.
    Erb

    Do you know 'Erb? Now, there's a dinkum sport.
    If football's on your mind, why, 'Erb's the sort
    To put you wise. It's his whole end and' aim.
    Keen? He's as keen as mustard on the game. read more »

  • 40.
    Truth is stranger than friction

    The joy of truth is
    that it can be funnier,
    crazier,
    than fiction. read more »

  • 41.
    Marching Band

    Marching at the football game
    gives me a sense of unique fame.
    Peeking for the drum major's beat
    keeps us bound like an elite. read more »

  • 42.
    0004 Oxymoron

    You know the type - the word's just perfect for him:
    built like an ox, brain like a moron.
    shaved head, one ear-ring, bull neck,
    gold chain, tattoos, read more »

  • 43.
    ! GAMES

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  • 44.
    ! CONTRAST!

    Dugg cries and drinks in Greenwood,
    his private bar he made in Orchids
    His wife laughs and places a full
    bottle of ink in her vanity bag, read more »

  • 45.
    what to do with war

    Make Brownies; Not War
    Throw Footballs; Not Granades
    Blow Up Beach Balls; Not Cities
    Wear Face Paint; Not Eye Paint read more »

  • 46.
    **When we talk about something

    When we talk about movies
    i like comedies, dramas, westerns,
    adventures, sci-fi, animations read more »

  • 47.
    bored

    when i am bored
    i day dream
    im driving a ford
    and im back home on my football team read more »

  • 48.
    All Men's Dream - FIFA World Cup

    fifa world cup - this month
    where eyes will grovel
    all over Brazilian fields
    twisting and turning read more »

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  7. beautiful day, lee fones
  8. Footfall, Saiom Shriver
  9. The Love Of Football, Viola Akhigbe
  10. A Soldier Above The Football Field, RoseAnn V. Shawiak
  11. Seahawks, Micah Krahn
  12. Ronaldo 1, oskar hansen
  13. Ronaldo, oskar hansen
  14. The Big Match, Noah Sutherland
  15. Touchline, penny green
  16. New Pope Haiku 2013-, john tiong chunghoo
  17. The Mad Duck, Ima Ryma
  18. R9 Football Club, Robert Mogano
  19. Play Nice, Ima Ryma
  20. Messi, sallam yassin
  21. JACK PINTO, Christina J. Williams
  22. Progress, sallam yassin
  23. Football, Deci Hernandez
  24. The football legend Pele, Asif Andalib
  25. Football 2, Tony Gonzalez
  26. EURO-The Football Spirit, taanya khanna
  27. 'El-messiah'!, Edward Kofi Louis
  28. "Shayne", zach burdette
  29. What Is War, David Aoloch Bion
  30. Why Do You Love Football?, Candy Simpson
  31. Kick the Ball, Edward Kofi Louis
  32. The Football Match, Asif Andalib
  33. HAIKU #093 (football), Carolyn Brunelle
  34. Green Bay, Wisconsin ~ Tanka, Christine A Kysely
  35. Football Is Its Name ~ Senryu, Christine A Kysely
  36. Football, Udiah (witness to Yah)
  37. A Flower To Auroville Mother-51, Indira Renganathan
  38. I'm A Fan, Colin Coplin
  39. Football - The most beautiful game, Rohan Roy
  40. Bliss., john o'connell
  41. Football Is Round, Louisa Dai
  42. Maradona, Maradona, Maradona…, Biswajit Ganguly
  43. Worldcup 2010 southafrica, Baliboola N.ivan
  44. The Great Footballers Of Brazil, Francis Duggan
  45. XFL, Jesus Christ
  46. FOOTBALL A GAME., BUNMI OROGUN SAMUEL
  47. The Last Day, Khadim Hussain
  48. You May Know A Lot About Your Favourite .., Francis Duggan
  49. done with football, Aaron Fullbright
  50. 'Tis Football, Francis Duggan
  51. For the Hillsborough Lost, Gordon D Wilkinson
  52. MY WINNING HUGS., mariam khan Farah Abdulahi
  53. Another Football Season, Francis Duggan
  54. I Remember The Time, Francis Duggan
  55. Three Boys On their Bicycles, Francis Duggan
  56. Suppose Football Does Serve A Purpose, Francis Duggan
  57. Football, my life, Estelle Koehler
  58. i- Formation, Onyx Blake
  59. My Grandfather, Prasetya Utama
  60. Football His Diversion, Francis Duggan
  61. ! LOYAL FAN, Linda Ori
  62. ! GAMES, GAYATRI NAMBIAR
  63. He Is Such A Joyful Winner, Francis Duggan
  64. Tim Kennelly, Francis Duggan
  65. Zinnedine Zidane, Francis Duggan
  66. This Is The Football Season, Francis Duggan
  67. The Teenager On His Bicycle, Francis Duggan
  68. Young David The Under Fourteen, Francis Duggan
  69. The Joy Of Their Laughter, Francis Duggan
  70. Denny Long Of Annagloor, Francis Duggan
  71. A Memory From 85, Francis Duggan
  72. In The Local Football Oval, Francis Duggan
  73. Frank Riordan, Francis Duggan
  74. The Woman Five Doors Down, Francis Duggan
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