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I Met My Girl On The Other End Of My Penny Chew (Fun Poem 19) - Poem by David Harris

Well, there I was in the candy store,
choosing my candy from the counter.
In she walked wings on her feet,
and her head, way up in the clouds.
I grabbed up a penny chew,
before I could even get the wrapper off,
she was on the other end of it.
I looked down my nose;
all I could see were teeth,
and two big eyeballs looking at me.

Well, there I was looking at what I had hooked,
the fish kept wriggling in front of me.
When along she came bold as brass,
and stood right there beside me.
I grabbed up a penny chew,
before I could even get the wrapper off,
she was on the other end of it.
I looked down my nose;
all I could see were teeth,
and two big eyeballs looking at me.

Well, I had had enough by now,
so I asked her to marry me.
Those big eyeballs rolled around,
and the teeth said, “Yes please.”
So here we are on our wedding night,
all tucked up in bed and I looked,
not a penny chew in sight.
I said, “No penny chews, my dear? ”
“I don’t believe it! Our wedding night and all he wants is a penny chew! ”


Comments about I Met My Girl On The Other End Of My Penny Chew (Fun Poem 19) by David Harris

  • Rookie Duncan Wyllie (5/27/2007 4:37:00 AM)

    Very sweet David, from chew to the two of you,
    Take care
    Love duncan X (Report) Reply

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  • Rookie Andrew mark Wilkinson (5/16/2007 1:29:00 AM)

    Still chewing over this one my friend... (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 0 Points JoAnn McGrath (5/15/2007 12:02:00 PM)

    I would think at the end of a penny chew one might see two: O) (Report) Reply

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