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Living With Me Is Like Living In A Zoo! ! .......[my Animal Qualities; Humor] - Poem by Bri Edwards

It’s not MY idea for a poem title, but
my wife’s, whose got me in a bridal bridle.
She’s lived with an animal before, but
NOW, in ME, she’s got near-a-score!

A score of animals, like in a zoo;
I’m more of an animal than she or you.
It’s true, I really AM a True-human, .....but
animal traits in me are always bloomin’.

I’ve got a gorilla-sized head on my shoulders;
elephant-like hairs are on my broad back;
sometimes I smell nearly like a skunk;
like a penguin, in my feet, heat I lack.

I drink liquids like a humped-camel;
I eat like a pig at his last meal;
I pick scraps of meat from bones like a vulture;
like a lion, I lick my plate. NO lie. That's for real!

I jump like a rabbit when suddenly startled;
up a tree like a squirrel, I can climb;
I walk like a monkey (or so my wife says):
I sleep like a bear-in-winter....., “OVERtime”.

I hear like an owl. [well, this one’s a lie.];
when I howl like a wolf, my wife would like to bury (me):
at some movies I laugh like a crazy hyena;
I belch like a bison, long gone from the prairie.

I’m nearly as proud as a peacock. Why not? I ask.
But I’m slow as a turtle at some chores I do.
At times I’m stubborn as a mule or wild ass,
but at times loving as a lovebird; this last is (ALMOST) true.

(Feb.2013; revised July ’13)


Comments about Living With Me Is Like Living In A Zoo! ! .......[my Animal Qualities; Humor] by Bri Edwards

  • Gold Star - 15,895 Points John Westlake (11/3/2014 6:37:00 PM)

    A menagerie inside a human? ? ? Fair enough. Just make sure you don't snap like a gator. (Report) Reply

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  • Gold Star - 10,072 Points Heather Wilkins (8/20/2013 7:59:00 AM)

    ha ha ha this one is a good laugh something different enjoyed (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 264 Points Ellias Anderson Jr. (7/31/2013 12:12:00 AM)

    i can't laugh due to my nose, but this poem is just nice.(let laugh a little) har har har (omg) ! I think we all have some adjectives that come from the animals. And i agree that you are a stubborn dude. (but not like a mule or an ass)
    Well done my friend. (Report) Reply

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Poems About Animal

  1. 1. Living With Me Is Like Living In A Zoo! .. , Bri Edwards
  2. 2. Do Not Resuscitate , Michael Philips
  3. 3. 18 Acts , O Anna Niemus
  4. 4. Balance , Terry Dawson
  5. 5. Animal In You , Zoe ElsworthMartin
  6. 6. One Ethics One Language , Akhtar Jawad
  7. 7. 1 28 Ways Wars In Gaza, Iraq, Afghanista.. , O Anna Niemus
  8. 8. Blood, Sweat, Tears, Anger! , tamia wells
  9. 9. 21 Ways Americans Can Lose Weight , O Anna Niemus
  10. 10. Bomb Blast , dr. ram sharma
  11. 11. Understanding The Animals , john tiong chunghoo
  12. 12. The Goodness , Gangadharan nair Pulingat..
  13. 13. Express Shame , hasmukh amathalal
  14. 14. .. Looking Up (Almost Haiku) , Frederick Kesner
  15. 15. Humane , Danny Draper
  16. 16. The 'Poem A Day' Project - Day 80 , Flying Lemming
  17. 17. The Animal Refugees , sheena blackhall
  18. 18. The Animal And The Plant , Naveed Akram
  19. 19. An Hypocrite , Shahabuddin Nagari
  20. 20. Haiku - The Joy To Be Animal , john tiong chunghoo
  21. 21. The Pirates Of Penzance: Act I , WS Gilbert
  22. 22. The Fear Of The Unknown , Francis Duggan
  23. 23. Your Power Animal , Christina Sunrise
  24. 24. The Talking Animal , Philip R. Garges Jr.
  25. 25. #287 Haiku The Giraffe , Dorothy (Alves) Holmes
  26. 26. Dionysus , gershon hepner
  27. 27. A Zebra Visit , Marilyn Lott
  28. 28. Just Want To Know , Amitava Sur
  29. 29. Ramayan Part 35 - Sugreeva's Encounter W.. , Rajaram Ramachandran
  30. 30. Night Sound , Diana van den Berg
  31. 31. I Wonder Where My Lions Are? , Aldo Kraas
  32. 32. Song On: Animal Love , Dr John Celes
  33. 33. Untouched , Pradip Chattopadhyay
  34. 34. 1 Pedophile Ring For Animals: Heifer Int.. , O Anna Niemus
  35. 35. Animal Fights , Saiom Shriver
  36. 36. The Elephants , Terry Dawson
  37. 37. Previously Intellingent Mammals , Constantinos Grigoriadis
  38. 38. Animal Men , Naveed Akram
  39. 39. Crazy Animal , Erik martin
  40. 40. Poverty. , veeraiyah subbulakshmi
  41. 41. Zz Famous Vegetarians Vegans And Fruitar.. , Saiom Shriver
  42. 42. How Fool We Are! , Aftab Alam
  43. 43. The Man , shanker jwala
  44. 44. The Strongest Always Rule , Francis Duggan
  45. 45. Man And Animal , dr. ram sharma
  46. 46. Imaginary Is Birth And Death. , Rm.Shanmugam Chettiar.
  47. 47. Fashionable Body Parts , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  48. 48. Animal Song , ALPINO DOVIS
  49. 49. Memories , jazmeen Ahmed
  50. 50. 59 Reasons To Stop Mowing Down The Green.. , O Anna Niemus
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