Your Fat Wallet Poem by J.B. LeBuert

my wife, bless her, complains about, among other things, my bulging pockets. i usually carry two wallets (in my front pockets; i don't want to spoil the smooth outline of my fine butt) , but it is not because i have a lot of money. a pigskin wallet might explain the smell; not sure about the sweat. i might try writing a triolet, but i'll probably be too lazy to do it. would you consider writing a poem using a title supplied by another PH member who is running a monthly 'competition' on his site; no entry fees, but no real prizes either. it is a CHALLENGE and fun....from brian johnston. :)