You'Re Cured.... Poem by Simon Gowen

I've found a cure for tiredness
And how to stay awake
You'll have no time for forty winks
Or naps, make no mistake

All silly thoughts of slumber
Will vanish from your head
The bedroom you will need no more
You'll have to sell your bed.

Your eyes will turn a pinky red
Your hearing will improve
Detecting ev'ry bump and squeak
And sensing ev'ry move

So if you're tired of sleeping
And silly things like that
My advice to you my friend
Is GO AND BUY A CAT! ! !