You Don'T Want To Know Poem by vince gullaci

You Don'T Want To Know



I was worried
was it cancer?
A huge vein protruded
an angry welt
thicker than a finger
braided my behind
over the next few days
it settled down
Thank God
for hemorrhoids
I thought
until the doctor explained
it was common
in hairy Europeans
just an in grown hair.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kristy Artmann 25 November 2008

haha..such a comical view of such a horrid ailment...nice write!

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Marilyn Lott 10 June 2007

My dad thought the same thing many years ago. Hemorrhoids sound pretty good after that scare!

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