You Are Here Poem by Flying Lemming

And now we're here
In the new year
Don't shed a tear
Or disappear
In abject fear
Of horrors sheer
The stage is clear
To get in gear
And draw more near
Your new career
Or lend an ear
To thoughts of cheer
And lots of beer
Though costs are dear
Pay the cashier
While misers sneer
When bills may reer
Just let them jeer
Chief brigadier
And engineer
Back from the rear
To the frontier
They'll overhear
Doubt you're sincere
And interfere
Call your thoughts queer
And try to smear
You just adhere
'Cos you can steer
Past every spear
On this blue sphere
With course unclear
You'll swerve and veer
Then reappear
From volunteer
To cavalier
That they'll revere
At a safe pier
With souvenir
Or so i hear