Yeti Poem by Neo Live Free

I was born a Jew
But could only say it’s a ‘you’
I said it’s like in ‘dew’
They heard it as Hindu
And deported me to India
I said I am protesting
The Orientals heard it ‘protestant’
They packed me to Europe
“Are you mad? ”, And they heard it ‘Ahamed’
And dumbed me in Syria
Ok, I ceased to say another word
They decided I was a monk
And dropped me over Tibet
There I walked up the snow
And my foot went numb and sore
I left a big foot trail
They now call me Yeti