Will You Marry Me? V 1 Poem by Ramona Thompson

Wild, crazy, hot sex can be yours for the space of one year
If you will but agree to the following terms
Love and teach an eager virgin all the many sensual ways of love
Without even once breaking or hurting her fragile heart

You must agree to never cheat or lie
You must also agree to sign a pre-nupt
One misstep by either of us and the arrangement is made null and void

Do you understand so far what I am asking you for?

Make of me a honest woman and a wanton sex goddnes
And in exchange for one year I will obey and cater
To your every most intimate need
Without question
Without regret or even an ounce of reservation
Whatever you want
Whatever you ask for
I, Ramona will most eagerly give it

All you have to do is sit back, relax and enjoy
Stick to this deal
Promise that I'll make it so very worth your while
What could simpler or better than that?

Sex on demand
With no strings attached
Except for one tiny little thing
A wedding ring
Some nice little bling that at the end of the year I shall return
No questions ask and no tears shed

So what do you say?
Do we have a deal or no deal?
What's it gonna be?

Will you marry me?

2009 Ramona Thompson