Why Stuff Don'T Cost.75 Poem by Chuy Amante

Cool stuff on Ebay sells for like $50!
I'm the one to always pay it, shucks...

Why caint I be the dude who finds if for.75
at an estate sale in the middle of
Bumfuggle Eygpt? Heaven sent!

He grabs it, yells SCORE inside
and hauls his treasures off

He rents a space at the Santa Cruz Flea Market
and demands $5.00 a nugget and FIRM!

Well, us types love the Flea Market
The stuff is so fun and cheap! ! !

We wander, I buy little nuggets
only $5 ea, what a score!

I go home to my electronic world
and list them on Ebay for $50 ea.!

Some sucker who makes $200 an hour
finds it and yells SCORE! only $50!

That why stuff don't cost.75
But, we're all happy!