Who Got E.D., Rats? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Move over Viagra, not now Cialis,
The rats are coming, the rat are coming,
The pesky critters, and horny ones too,
Are about to the males without pills, in plain English, to screw.
Erectile Dysfunction is big business in the pharmaceutical trap,
Now because of mice and men, we get exposed to the flap,
Of meese’s getting the pieces together without pills,
If men got the will,
'The best-laid plans of mice and men go oft awry.'
You can’t get it up for that special lay, no matter how you try,
To put away the blue pill and act like rat,
There is nothing wrong with that.

(11-3-2007)