'What Do You Wear For Bed At Night! Poem by David Bennett

'What Do You Wear For Bed At Night!



'WHAT DO YOU WEAR FOR BED'

Was said to Norma Jean,
Chanel no five sir replied the beauty queen,
I would have liked to have been around then gorgeous so she was,
Some ladies wear their jim-jams, nighties are ok too,
Some in the alltogether or birthday suits are ok too.

Now if your in your bed now on your own on these cold nights,
You have to wear something to get you through the night.
Hats, scarfs gloves tracksuit if you need,
Anything for the cold nights just in case you freeze,

Now a few years ago I was in bed with all that trend,
I heard a tap upon the door I wondered is it a friend,
I recognised the voice there, it was a lady friend of mine.
I opened the door and said please come in then on this cold and wintry night

She said was you going out all dressed up so like that,
I said no Im just freezing thats why the woolly hat,
She said can I stay then, Im afraid Ive lost my key,
I said that will be allright but you will have to hutch up with me.

Well one thing led to another she shouted out for more,
Hat and scarf came off thrown down right on the floor,
She said I wanted more than that track suit was off as well,

She held me rather closely, I said if you want more,
then darling, very soon youll have to remove that fur!

I havent seen her since until the other day,
She leaned upon my fence and said please can you come this way,
When I got over and looked towards the floor, a small boy on
a bike his eyes looked up for more,

I said who is this then the child upon the bike
She said this is our Mike riding on his trike.
Our Mike I said? young lady what do you implore?
She said do you remember the other year when I shouted out for more.
I said of course I do but what has MIke to do with me?

She said did you wear anything on that cold and wintry night?
I said no, not much, but this may come so much as a shock.

I know for a fact my darling, I definately wore my SOCKS!

David Bennett.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
maggie murray 24 November 2008

Brilliant Dave, love it! !

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Rony Patra 24 November 2008

Very witty.....like it! ! ! !

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Fiona Davidson 24 November 2008

A very cheeky and well written poem Dave...chuckiling away here...thankyou

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