Wedcet Poem by Sasikala Kamandula

With a neat tuck and clean shaven face
He filed in the bride’s house;
The bride sat coyish with all down looks.
His heart jumped in joy at the cute beauty’s sight;
A lady in the accessories poured down the queries,
“Have you passed any WEDCET? Got rank card? ”
The rattled guy passed on stupid looks;
“I passed the KGCET and School Entrance Tests
And many more challenge tests
And then passed my EMCET
Following Campus Interview Tests
Ultimately I passed the Satyam’s Recruitment Test;
But never had I heard of such puzzling CET
Namely you utter so called WedCet, ”
“You see, ” the officer said with a grin.
“Those sets are all of professional life
And this is for your public life;
Register your name in the CMPL;
That expands as the ‘College of Marriage and Personal Life;
Appear further CPT read as the ‘College of Parent Training’,
Get a better rank card, and you will get an interview call
And then you can begin your social life! ”
The bewildered bridegroom wondered at the fact
That the ‘…CET’ disease infested even the own life as well.