Webmistress Of The Deep Poem by Pirate Girl

The Webmistress of Deep Underground Poetry caught a pirate impersonating the Captain and had him walk the plank. The imposter not the Captain. Although I am not really sure because I have not seen the Captain in some time. Well it seems the imposter won a trophy for one of the Captain's poems. The Captain cannot get the trophy because it was not a legitimate entry. Boo hoo, serves him right for being so nasty to me most of the time. Won't give me the rum. Just a thimble full I beg, just an eyedrop measure, just let me lick the bottom of the cask. Anywho, this is my way of saying thanks. I guess I could of just said thanks and saved myself a lot of effort.
Thank you DU Webmistress, that was easy.