Wang Makes It Work Poem by John F. McCullagh

Wang works all day at his factory job making I Pods for you and me.
The pay is low and his hours are long, but there's job security.
The company boss is a suspicious sort of his minions on the job.
They must be searched before they leave for fear he might be robbed.
There is a safety net at work for Wang and all his crew.
It's not medical and dental like exists for me and you.
No, this net is a cargo net- to catch leapers, naturally.
for preventing suicides is key to profitability.