Victor Victoria God Willing! Can I Have An Amen? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

“Houston, we got a problem.”
It was not an Apollo XIII that the Osteens were on but a Continental plane,
Victoria was on flight from Houston to Vail,
In the year 2005, Sharon Brown, an air flight stewardess,
-was “man-handled” in flight,
By the ever Christian-like Victoria Osteen,
-did she not understand what Christianity means?
Doesn’t she remember?
But if the judgment of the court goes against her, - she did fail.

(Brown alleges Victoria Osteen threw her against a bathroom door and elbowed her in the left breast during an outburst over a stain on her first-class seat. The Federal Aviation Administration fined Victoria Osteen $3,000 for interfering with a crew member.)

Brown says she wants an apology and--10% of Victoria’s worth,
Did she sow that much?
Is this a way to get rich by Prosperity Theology?
I think not,
but in any case Victoria was stupid for laying a hand on crew member.
Sharon Brown has said her faith was shaken, if she had anything.
Sharon says in her lawsuit that suffers both internally and externally.
Sharon does want some of Victoria’s money not to send her to Folsom or Sing-Sing.

(According to court documents, Brown claims that she suffers from anxiety and hemorrhoids because of the incident involving Victoria Osteen and said her faith was affected. She is also suing Victoria Osteen for medical expenses for counseling.)

It is pity that Victoria made a stink over a stain,
Causing the flight to be delayed,
As far as Sharon’s butt she claims to be in pain.
If the Osteen lose it should be no shock,
As far as Joel goes he should be ready to make another book,
-get on CNN and get paid.

(8-8-08)

Well Victoria has been vindicated,
Brown has lost her suit,
Maybe Brown should loose her job,
The jury has found her problems that she had hemorrhoids and anxiety,
Victoria’s behavior had nothing to do with it.
Maybe Brown should close to someone like Senator Edwards,
-someone politically.

(Amended 8-14-08)