Vegas V.I.P. Poem by Ima Ryma

After the holidays I need
A nice long vacation to get
Into a more relaxing speed,
Someplace like Las Vegas, I bet.
I'll fly first class there all the way,
An empty bag - no need to check.
Much more comfort than the old sleigh,
A 5 star hotel - what the heck!
Renting a car - I think I'll pass,
Don't want to get a D.U.I.
Oh it's gonna be a real gas
For this here jolly ol' fun guy.

A trip to Vegas is go go.
It's Santa's turn for toys - ho ho!