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Vanity Footwear

There was a young woman who lived in a shoe.
But she decided to move out.
She didn't like the view.
She moved into a discarded Nike trainer,
and bought so many mirrors she couldn't have been vain'er.
She polished each one with a freshly pressed cloth.
And stared at herself until she started to froth.
She thought the whole thing was rather a hoot,
until her boyfriend came round and gave her the boot.

Submitted: Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Edited: Friday, September 20, 2013


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  • Danny Draper (3/21/2013 6:02:00 AM)

    Good stuff funny. Was her name Rita who went surfing on an odour eater? Or was her name Pam who made a dozen jars of smelly toe jam.

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  • Babatunde Aremu (3/20/2013 4:49:00 AM)

    You reminded me of my primary school days where we have to recite short poems. I felt like reciting this poem in a class. Nice work.

  • Valerie Dohren (3/19/2013 12:41:00 PM)

    Hahaha - very funny Anthony. Too big for her boots eh! !

  • Thomas A Robinson (3/19/2013 6:27:00 AM)

    I guess you might say she got her booty call.

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