Unfortunate Dog Names Poem by Chuck Audette

Unfortunate Dog Names

Rating: 5.0


John knows that his dog's name
is just a wee bit silly
but he giggles just the same
when he says 'Please pet my Willy'

Sue's got a dog named 'Karma'
and when it mis-behaves
she says it's just 'Bad Karma'
(but good karma on other days?)

Then there's the dog of our new neighbor
we can't help but laugh a lot
whenever she opens her door
and hollers... 'Come Spot! '

COMMENTS OF THE POEM

I nearly soiled my nether garment with amusement! My mate used to have a rottweiler cross called Penis! Ez

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Karen Sinclair 12 July 2012

HAHAHAHA! ! ! ! i honestly cannot repeat the second half of my friends dog when i was young (divvy mans things) is about as polite as i can get...cheers karen

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Dee Daffodil 07 August 2008

LOL! ! ! Apparently I hadn't read this one before! ! ! LOL...Whenever I need a giggle...I read one of your poems Chuck! ! Loved it! hugs, dee

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R H 19 January 2008

That's a bit ruff! But heel-arious nonetheless! Reminds me of a doggy joke: What do you call a cross between a Bulldog and a Shi Tzu? ! jz xx

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Esther Leclerc 05 November 2007

Ya gots ta laugh, what other choice is there? ! Est : ]

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alice sunderland 30 October 2007

come come chuck - this is toooooo much.

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Chuck Audette

Chuck Audette

Poetry Hell, Vermont
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