Unfaithful-A Parody Poem by Ramona Thompson

Unfaithful, that's what you've been
Unfaithful whenever you had to work
Both near and far
Like a vine that clinged too long to me
How I long to cut you free
Because the very thought of your touch sickens me
Now that I know the truth
Now that I have heard
Never before has a wife been more


Unfaithful in every way
And forever more, I am through with you
No more sitting at home
Broken hearted and crying
While you stray
No, no I'll make you pay
Take you for half of all the riches that you got
That's why, darling, it's so damn important that you never know
Never find out about the incredible amount of lies that I've been covering up
All these years
It's incredible that you never knew
I was unfaithful too


Unfaithful in every way
And forever more, I am through with you
No more sitting at home
Broken hearted and crying
While you stray
No, no I'll make you pay
Take you for half of all the riches that you got
That's why, darling, it's so damn important that you never know
Never find out about the incredible amount of lies that I've been covering up
All these years
It's incredible that you never knew
I was unfaithful too


[Parody of the Nat King Cole classic Unforgetable ]