Typical British Weather Forecast Poem by David Darbyshire

H a H a H a... Very Creative N.D.

Dreht zweimal sich der Wetterhahn, so zeigt er Sturm und Regen an. Love, Fran the Fan xx

My garden's a swimming pool, my plants are rotting away, the slugs are doing the breast stroke, need I say more? Love, Fran xx

Apparently David, we've go it the whole week, so you are really in vogue. When will our Summer begin! Good write. Love Ernestine XXX

And just think, I wanted to go to London Maybe I should rethink if this is all it does in spring. Good one Dave Patricia

Where were we when the weather were fair? Whether wither or weather much wetter we were! Lift the hosepipe ban now! Danny