Toupee Or Not Toupee Poem by Randy Johnson

Toupee Or Not Toupee

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I lost a lot of hair and I wore a toupee.
But a freak gust of wind blew it off my head yesterday.
I couldn't afford a new toupee so I wore my cat on my head.
I thought it would fool people but it made them laugh instead.
When I saw that people knew that my cat wasn't a toupee, my face turned red.
That darn cat scratched, bit and even shit on my head.

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Leria Hawkins 20 September 2006

Too funny! You sure gave me a smile. I loved it!

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