Today Is Tuesday Poem by Philip Carter

Today, I think, is Tuesday
Though I'm not too sure
I do not have a calendar
I've made this mistake before
I thought yesterday was Friday
And today was the weekend
But my error was pointed out
To me by a friend
Now I'm sitting in a pub
That's serving Sunday lunch
I must be in a time warp
Though that is just a hunch
Maybe time is playing tricks
Just to drive me mad
Or could it be I've drunk too much
And this proves my life is sad.