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To Catch A Thief by allan james saywell

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To Catch A Thief
 
  Could i help you young man?
Well Sir i have written this poem
Oh yeah what is it called
'The man from snowy river'
What is your name young man?
My name is Ray
What sting Ray, sun Ray, Rayon
No my name is Steve Ray
Well i must inform you Banjo Patterson
Wrote The man from snowy river
What is different about yours?
Well in my poem the title is different
Oh i see you stole Banjos poem
You put a new handle on it
What did you call it
I called it, ' a fistful of dollars'
Oh now i see the big picture
You think your going to make some money
Let me tell you something boy
Your better off stealing the Mona Lisa
At least you will get to look at a smile everyday
And before you go boy
If you want to learn about sex
Dont steal any of AJS poems on sex
Your better off buying a copy of playboy
That way you get to look at the girls

Written Sunday October 2006

allan james saywell


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