Tickle Me Feathers Poem by Lee Fones

oh tickle me feathers
that's what the chick did say
you can tickle them any weathers
but mainly during may

tickled them among heather
yes she did admirably stay
asked if she required tether
in case deciding too stray

talked about her in leather
she read 50 shades of grey
so talked about the treasure
that was found on midsummer day

we talked about the fact
that it was pure gold
we talked about the act
that it was dark as coal