Three Little Pigs Poem by john mcleish

auff with his head
the puppet queen declares
a royal proclamation
ignore it if you dare

while across the pond
agent Rocky Da Fella'
burns Lillyputians
the psychology o' terror

Sir Monty Farter
te colonies sails
we' white pooder and gollywogs
and dreams te enslave

dance wee dolly
fur Lord Rat Child
as he rapes oor country
embezzles defiles

three little piggies
great mafia dons
make meals o' us
roasted well done