This No Ordinary Town Poem by Francis Duggan

I myself may seem strange but some stranger than me
In the small Countrytown a few weird things I did see
And as on the quiet main street I drove up and down
Methought to myself this no ordinary town.

A male and female in their twenties out walking their white black spotted pig
As opposed to a piglet the young boar seemed big
Their pig quite relaxed as he strolled by their side
On the Streets of the small town such strange things I spied.

An ageing bloke with a white ferret in harness walked on the Main Street
I thought to myself this a hard one to beat
I tell you what I saw my eyes do not deceive
Though everyone my story would not believe.

Some may say a visit to the psyche doctor I may be due
But the story I tell you happens to be true
Of the strange things I see in the small Countrytown
As on the quiet Streets I drove up and down.