The Wizard Of Odd Aka Toto, I Don’t Think We Are In Kansas Anymore Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Ann Beam, you aren’t Kansas anymore,
-you’re Wheatland, Wisconsin,
You are singing the Winter Time Blues not Dust in the Wind,
A tornado struck your area and demolished your house,
On January 7,13 days after Christmas,
-everything was blown away even the mouse,
The Tivo was gone even the cable boxes and remotes went up in midair,
Time Warner Cable said--- they didn’t care,
And handed you a bill $2045.45,
You pleaded with them but your plea fell on deaf ears
-or brains that were dense.
So Time Warner Cable gave you and others a break,
For fearing the public relations would be disaster,
They upheld to common sense.
Direct and Dish would be happy to have you as customer thereafter,
But be careful if you borrow something, if it’s gone then it is your mistake.

(2-4-2008)