The Waltzers Poem by Mark Heathcote

Iron out those wrinkles put them aside
Today is a day for smiles and carnival rides
Let your man swing that hammer
Make others chitter chatter and stammer.

If poised in a flirtatious manner
Don't let them churlish vibes
Spoil your delicate moments of glamour
Remember not all those gipsy brides-

On the telly find good, handsome men
Dear, put your man back on the Waltzers
And make him drunkenly happy again.

If he wins another goldfish, he conquers
Take him home early again, amen.