The Toilet Seat Poem by James Hart

The Toilet Seat



The toilet seat is my favourite seat
I do everything there apart from eat
Everything there that is, that is meet
For the humble, the very humble toilet seat.

You see, it is, it has to be, yes, bottom-shaped,
A design feature understandably rarely aped
A design feature that makes the seat feel great,
The humble, the very humble toilet seat.

The seat is a triumph of ergonomics
A seat where people their posterior fix
But not to appear on the wall as pics
The humble, the very humble toilet seat.

©2009
James Hart

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Grappenhall, Cheshire
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