The Toilet Poem.. Poem by JOSE MURGUIA

The Toilet Poem..

Rating: 4.1


the toilet is my friend,
we see each other every now and then,
heres where i read and think,
heres where i take a dump and make it stink,
heres a place i can get away,
i use it now and everyday,
the toilet is a useful tool,
just think of it as a pool,
the toilet can keep secrets it will hush,
you can use it but don't forget to flush,
it's a place i can use when im sick from my stomach,
or when i drink too much and i have to vomit,
the toilet also has feelings,
so make sure you're bathroom has a fan in the ceilings,
the toilet hates when you take a big dump,
do too much and you'll have to use a pump,
the toilet will always be my friend,
we will see each other every now and then.

1/30/2009
Copyright ©2009 Jose Murguia

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
A Lifetime Of Fame 16 August 2009

Wow! That s*** is funny!

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LOL! I love it great interpitations. It very strange and weird lol but thats y i like it. You have great thoughts.

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A Lifetime Of Fame 16 August 2009

Wow! That Iis funny!

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B3LL4 M3D! N4 02 March 2009

wow i never read a poem about a toilet like dat be4.... dats funny

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Well, Alright.

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Sans Serif 11 September 2009

Lmao. By far one of the funniest poems I've ever read. I'ma have to frame it and put it over my toilet.

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~ Jon London ~ 03 September 2009

This would be a very entertaining read framed in a bathroom....It kind of says...............I spent a penny to sit and think but all I've done is s*** and stink. Great poem...thanks for the smile...I need it today

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Daniel Blevins 03 September 2009

ahah nice poem, i bet you wrote this while on the toilet: P ~

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Ana Sanchez 31 August 2009

Very Interesting...but true

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NoName DeletedAccount 20 August 2009

ewww datz a gross poem..but in a way its a good 1 haha

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