The Sexy Ginger Bread Man Poem by Paul Celano

The Sexy Ginger Bread Man



On his body is a ginger bread thong
To soften you up he sings a sweet sugar song
If you hit on him he’ll play along

He’s the sexy ginger bread man

He’ll seduce you with candy wine
One a scale from 1-10 he is a 9
Girls look at him and say, “He’s so fine”

He’s the sexy ginger bread man

On his face are peanut butter eyes
He has powdered sugar on his manly thighs
He will reel you in with his seductive lies

He’s the sexy ginger bread man

On this neck is a chain of candy
Around the house he can be handy
If you add frosting he can be pretty randy

He’s the sexy ginger bread man

Out of the batch he is the pick
He has a giant ginger bread stick
It has rainbow sprinkles on it

He’s the sexy ginger bread man

You bite the chain and swallow the thong
Eat the stick which is very long
You gobble him up till he’s all gone

NO MORE sexy ginger bread man

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Brian Jani 04 July 2014

Catchy poem indeed here, it grabbed my attention immediately..bravo! !

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i enjoyed this very catchy and quiet hilarious as well, good creativity, nice piece :)

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