The Sacred Sticker Poem by Margaret Alice

Laughing again, solved my boss’ chair
problem, the back tipped back too far,
visitors ending up with their legs in the
air, tried to lever upright, but it wouldn’t
budge

Pulled off the sacred sticker - assuring
furniture stuck in one place for eternity –
from the offensive chair, affixing it to a
straight-backed chair, she beaming with
joy

My criminal soul rejoicing within me,
one small step for criminality,
one giant step for
humanity…