The Problem With Soccer (World Cup 2010) Poem by Hm. Nes

The Problem With Soccer (World Cup 2010)



The problem with soccer is there are no time outs.
When my two-year-old pitches a fit,
throwing himself on the ground,
screaming and flailing all around,
He gets a time out.
When he tattles on his sister for doing something he did,
He gets a time out.
When he kicks his sister because: 'She kicked me first! '
and then refuses to shake and make up,
He gets a time out.
When he cheats,
He gets a time out.
When he pouts,
He gets a time out.
When he won't do his chores because he's upset,
He gets a time out.
And sometimes, when he's really bad, he gets spanked;
But getting spanked doesn't always seem to help.
(Ask the French.)

Monday, June 28, 2010
Topic(s) of this poem: football,humorous,soccer
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